angelbabymikaa:

and while we’re on the topic, if you call and rat out your neighbor to ICE you’re a fucking bitch

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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don’t need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let’s say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said “there’s gonna come a time, probably when you’re a teenager, where you’re gonna think, ‘I feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I haven’t needed it in years.’ and you’re gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess what’s gonna happen then? You’re gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and you’re gonna be dying again, and we’re gonna have to find you another liver. So don’t do that.” And I said “why the fuck would anyone do that?” and he said “people are stupid.”

every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or don’t wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think “ugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?” and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid

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You hurt me so bad I might aswell just give up

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totaljenisland:

WHO is still making total drama sadboy edits in 2019

damn the world health organization is wild

i was confused cause i thought this was a real screenshot but then i remembered you cant say bitch on cartoon network

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Its time.

Off to a good start

Hello i have a new favorite movie

The heavy metal guitar solo intro music just petered off into the jurassic park theme sjsnsjejwkms

Oh this man is a himbo. Excellent.

Wait is this man a priest or a pastor 🤔 if he’s a priest then the title is false advertising

I’m speechless

[gun fire]

[raptor screeches]

She’s talking abt how he turned into a dinosaur and ate the guy who was trying to rob her

“I don’t believe you! Dinosaurs never existed, and even if they did, I didn’t turn into one!”

Solidarity

Me: bro they better keep this shit platonic

[Carol and Priest looking at each other, smiling lightly after sharing an embrace, tension building]

Me: 😒

[Carol and Priest share a massive high five]

Me: oh??? 😏😌

He’s literally reading a book called Crime

Velocifather: father stewart, what if i told you i was…different

Father Stewart: you’re not THAT different. they’re are plenty of people like that in the church

Bro i can’t even describe this vietnam war flashback…..there’s 5 guys in jeans and thrifted military jackets in what is clearly someone’s backyard……a bloody helmet on a garden fence is meant to symbolize how many brothers in arms they’ve lost…..they just stuck a blond wig on the old priest to show how young he was back then…….his gf just showed up and stepped on a land mine and died….which is why he joined the priesthood…the editing feels like a fever dream

How can you talk about this movie without showing the fucking dinosaur

I could not be more sincere when I say I need to see this movie more than I need to see any other movie that has ever been made.

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kalcl:

kalcl:

As someone who changed his name just for fun when I thought I was still cis, i promise most people are ok with accepting a new name, even if you lie and say it’s a nickname. I promise. It’s really easy to just casually go “hey I wanna go by Bob now, it’s an old nickname I wanna bring back” like. Just start introducing yourself to new ppl, no one knows better. and if someone accidentally deadnames you just go haha no I go by my nickname now.

It sucks that ppl treat nicknames as more sacred than trans ppls choice names but still.

If ur cis u can totally rb this to help ur fellow trans friends out thanks

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theallandthemoreofit:

Just my two cents, but if you want to watch “Happiest Season” (the KStew lesbian romcom on Hulu), and you’re not straight, I would highly recommend reading some reviews first. Or have someone watch it for you so they can tell you about it. Because like, I want there to be so many views of it because obvs it matters, but also you know how the trailers for The Family Stone made you think it was this adorbs romcom and it turned out to be super fucking depressing? This is that but with toxic relationships and a lot of repression that people shouldn’t have to deal with and everyone is going to bring their own experience into things, but for me, a lot of this is really hard to watch and I just don’t want anyone else to deal with anything more difficult than this year already is.

So yeah, just like, spoil yourself so you know if you should boost the views by actually watching it, or playing it on mute while you’re in the other room. 

Here’s a write up about this at Buzzfeed (written by a lesbian woman):

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/shannonkeating/kristen-stewart-lesbian-rom-com-hulu-happiest-season

warning there are major spoilers for the movie plot and the ending

Ok yep, this is exactly the type of article I wish I’d read before watching.

That review was…interesting

I’m kind of surprised anyone was expecting it to be an uncomplicated, fun comedy when half the plot is about not being out to your family? I’m a little bit pissed that our first Hallmark movie- a genre known for sugary sweetness -had to be a coming-out story, but I never thought I was signing up for a completely happy movie here.

(Also the reviewer calling the ending “not very queer” because they get engaged made me want to punch something. I HATE when people act like queerness is defined by lifestyle rather than gender identity or attraction. Especially the idea that committed monogamous relationships/marriages are inherently Less Queer. Anyone who is LGBT is queer. Their relationships and stories are queer. Period, no matter what, end of discussion.)

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